zhoel

He's the cousin everyone wants and is totally amazing compared to any bitch ass Russians. Owner of the biggest penis. Has all the girls. Never is alone.

"Hey Zhoel, who's your girlfriend?"

by Zhoel February 19, 2017

Zhou

Zhou is a Asian family last name. Originated from China and the Zhou dynasty. It’s one of the most common names in the Chinese Asian community. Asian surname

Person: hey is that guy’a last name Zhou?
Person2: yeah that’s his last name.

by Erika ling July 3, 2019

Zhou Hong

It is a name often used by Chinese.

It describes a muscular but perverted boy.

Myths say that Zhou Hong is a beast who turns into a hormone raging monster on Thursdays.

“Oh no, it’s Thursday! Run away from Zhou Hong!”

“Zhou Hong is back from the gym again. What a Ju Ju!”

by ArmyOfNational United Society August 25, 2021

nick zhou

He is a pedo with small penis

Nick Zhou is a pedo, watch out kids.

by Stiffy uh October 10, 2018

ada zhou

an emotionally too available girl who loves hugs. she is tall and awkward af but also will not miss a chance to meet new people. pls treat her kindly, she's very sensitive and if u raise ur voice at her she will literally cry.

she's always the last person on the attendance list so she gets like an extra 40 seconds before she's actually late to class.

"is ada zhou here?"
"yes, hi holy shit sorry i was zoning out"

by ppwastaken October 12, 2020

Vincent Zhou

a racist and transphobic human being. has lots of claims that he URs bc of his 'balletic ankles', but in reality is just a bad skater. maybe if he spent less time not being a trash human being and more on actually working on improving his skating, we wouldn't have this problem. on behalf of transgenders and black people (and anyone else he's said stuff about), I apologize.

Vincent Zhou? oh, you mean 'trashbincident?' nah, I don't like him.

by skatingsupporter February 17, 2019

Elaine Zhou

Asian girl who likes to use phrases such as bomb-diggity and indulges occasionally in moves such as headdesks She loves Asian music and also eats dead babies. ssank you

Harro! Elaine Zhou is my herro.

by elu February 3, 2005