by bigger joe August 13, 2017
Get the zachariah mug.A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.
Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022
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A super sexy man that may be short but has the best smile ever. A zachariah will always have a cruch on someone but will only tell his friends he may be short but he is COOL BEANS.
Super hot stuckup brat:Ugh Im jealous Zachariah is sooooooo hot today.
Girls: Did you see Zachariah today he was soooooo sexy with his hair do and everything.
Girls: Did you see Zachariah today he was soooooo sexy with his hair do and everything.
by Stupido Persano November 13, 2019
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Get the Zachariyah mug.Zacharyah’s Are usually 5’8 and dark skin. They have a high tolerance of bs. And helpful to every one. Also with a nice third leg
by the tybe islands November 24, 2021
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by 3rd cancer testicle November 1, 2022
Get the Zachariah Thorne mug.Bradon: Last night zechariah took it from the whole group
Raider: I know I still have shit on my nuts
Raider: I know I still have shit on my nuts
by bigcodmaster July 3, 2014
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