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Gun-free Zone

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.
Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.
by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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sister zoned

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.
by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015
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Flavor Zone

The area within the blast zone of a nuclear bomb where all frozen pizzas would be cooked to perfection in case of a detonation.
Hey, what's that glowing light over there? OH NO WE'RE IN THE FLAVOR ZONE
by 39d93i November 24, 2019
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The Yi Zone

A state of extreme thug, seemingly involuntary, that results in the dunking of many individuals, whose "skills are inferior".
You just got put in the Yi Zone.
by saltybean June 24, 2012
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Yi Zone

(the) Yi Zone

A state of extreme thug, seemingly involuntary, that results in the dunking of many individuals, whose skills are inferior.
After scoring very highly, Master John has entered the Yi Zone.
by Aper June 28, 2012
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Gun Free Zone

Yet another hare-brain feel good do nothing idea by the loony leftwing and hoplophobes that backfired. Gun free zones has never prevented a school shooting, and has made Washington D.C. one of the worst cities for murder and gun violence.
Loony Leftwing NUT: I know, we'll create a gun free zone and magically all the criminals will suddenly start obeying the law and disarm themselves!

Hoplophobe: Yeah, that's a great idea!

Logical Person: It's been tried so many times and is a proven failure. What makes you think it will work this time?
by Eddy November 22, 2007
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