Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

zander

The best person in the world 🙄✋

Omg Zander call me 🤪

by lavai February 5, 2021

Zander

The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.

Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.

by OoferGang13 January 2, 2019

Zanthrox

The god of lasers. A laser god. A big fricken Pterodactyl that flies around shooting lasers out of its eyes. Screeching loudly before destroying those in front of u.

Dude: Shit see buddy last night?
Dude#2: Shit yeah! Went all zanthrox on that d-bag a 7-11.
Dude: Buddy was so hurting, after buddy went all zantrox and shit.

by runtwood January 8, 2009

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.

"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."

by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018

Zander

Zander is the sexiest creature to ever walk this earth. Zanders often have great hair and the best sense of humor. He knows how to make someone feel better when they are down and is a great listener. Zander often doesn't see how truly wonderful of a person he is so therefore usually dates girls way below his league. If you have ever dated a zander you should know that there's no one out there who is better than him so you should probably give up dating and die alone. Zanders are always great in bed and know how to pleasure the ladies.

Example one:

Person 1: ya know who's hawt???
Person 2: who???
Person 1: Zander!!!!
Person 2: hey thats pretty gooood

Example 2:

Person 1: Dammmnnnn Zander is a sexy motherfucker
Person 2: He's one hawt tamale
Person 1: 10/10 would smash
Person 2: I wonder if he's dtf?

by fuckmedaddy123 October 29, 2016