Zanking

The act of sexually assaulting someone that is the same gender as you. Mostly dick touching.

He zanking Michael in the sport shed

by z4nky69 May 28, 2025

oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

by Zankisas December 25, 2016

Zank

Cocaine

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zank

Zank (verb)
To sell an item at nearly 50% of what you paid for it.

Bill got a really expensive guitar and then went off to college. I hope he doesn't zank it.

by Faeotic October 23, 2025

Zanking

zanking is where you drag something so hard that you shall now be known as a zanker

”bro your ZANKING”

by HiZachifyouseethisthenhehehe September 8, 2025

Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014