Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Zamboner

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner

I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner

by K Jensen March 11, 2015

zamboner

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!

Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!

by Hannah and Jayne April 4, 2009

zamboner

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator

The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.

by Virgin Dick October 16, 2008

zamboner ride

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Zamboner

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni

Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020