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zoots magoots

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.
we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.
by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009
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Zoosexual

A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals
Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"
by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022
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Zoosexual

A made up term used by Zoophiles to cover up the fact that they rape animals.
Zoophile: I'm Zoosexual
by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019
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Zoosk girl

Comes from the song Zoosk Girl by Flo Rida and T-Pain. A Zoosk girl refers to a girl spending a lot of time on the online dating website Zoosk in desperate attempts to find a man. Luckily, Flo Rida and T-Pain are cool guys, which means that they can get any Zoosk girls!

In other words, it's promotion of one of the world's largest online dating sites.
T-Pain - So I can get you, you and you girl, cause you're a Zoo-Zoo-Zoosk girl
by Mouginot March 30, 2010
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zots

zot is the singular, zots is plural. a CIGARETTE PAPPER is rolled up into a stick the end of it its chewed/mosined to make up a spit ball . Then is tossed up to stick on the ceiling. This likely has other names . However the name ZOTS is popular with meny folks in canada (southern ontario specificly)

How to make zots
_lick cigarette papper across the botton edge oppisite from the glue strip
_holing it agaist your index fingers

roll upward with your thumbs till the bottom edge catches (rolls up tigh like a tooth pick.
-continue that all the way across the bottom
_with a littlle less presure roll up the cigarette papper firm BUT NOT TOO TIGHT.
allow a little pin hole of space not to make a tight stick that wont turn spitball like at the tip
_ moisen and chew on the end enough so it looks like a Q tip
_now it is ready to be tossed UNDERHAND upwards with a snap of the wrist.
_it makes a snappy sound when it hits the ceiling and should hang downwards.
that is a zot.
then add more to _MAKE ZOTS.

PLEASE IF YOU HAVE OTHER NAMES FOR THIS PRACTICE PLEASE ADD THEM TO THIS DEFINITION
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ZOTS WHERE KNOW AND PRACTICED IN SEVERAL CITYS AND TOWNS IN SOUTHERN ONTARIO CANADA .
we rolled up CIGARETTE PAPPER (ROLLIES) into sticks, chewed on the ends of them (making the tips like spit balls) (Q tip) a tossed them (underhand) upwards so they stick to the ceiling.

We zoted the ceiling.

people call zots "those things on the ceiling"
by electromagneticgroove May 12, 2009
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Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams

“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight
by ChocolateThunderCheeks April 16, 2019
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Zorossif

Anything Unpleasent.
Austin Peder is a cunt bag zorossif bitch.
by cdowwwg November 14, 2009
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