You Won't Do It!! 

When someone claims to do something you must yell anoyingly "YOU WON'T DO IT!", then if they do it you gotta be like "OH SHIT THEY DONE DID IT!" Oh yeah and sound retarded

Brian "I'm gonna mushroom print you"

Ethan "You won't do it!!"

You Won't Do It!! by Ethan "cHuCkLeS" Davis April 23, 2010

You won't do it dude 

You won't do it dude is a phrase used by individuals who choose not to engage in normal conversation with others. A conversation tactic developed to challenge the will power of dudes. Each word in this phrase can be stretched to increase or simply change the meaning.

For instance you won't do it dude can be said as:
"You won't dooooooooooo it dude" - could be translated as a question or a moderate challenge / proposal.

You won't do it dude by not that big dude January 11, 2010

you won't believe your eyes 

Part of the song: FireFiles by Owl City

Singer: you won't believe your eyes

you won't believe your eyes by marcus notch October 3, 2017

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

You won’t believe what just happened by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

You won’t see me crying in my soup 

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

You won’t see me crying in my soup by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

you won’t be missed

Used to tell someone that they want that person to die

no one cares about you, rip bozo, you won’t be missed, burn in hell

you won’t be missed by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013