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A witty comeback that is said after someone makes a ridiculous statement.
Joe: I swear I am not a virgin.

Mike: Bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.
by BigE77 March 14, 2011
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whatever makes you wet

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1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.
Jill: "Do you want to watch The Notebook or Armageddon?"
Tom: "Well... whatever makes you wet."
by st33lyguy December 26, 2007
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Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.
Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
by Watermelonjuice January 13, 2011
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In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone
Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm
by Jetlagged Jordanian May 26, 2011
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you cute or whatever

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Your cute but you not all that.
Devin-You tryna go out?

Asia-Nah, but you cute or whatever
by Hit_My_Jack124 May 19, 2018
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