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You're fired 

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when they no longer require the services of those in their employ.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired!"
You're fired by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020
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you're fired 

A phrase used to indicate that a person is no longer working in their job, usually because they participated in necrophilia or arson.
But actually, "you're fired" indicates (when said to you) that you no longer work at your job. Sucks.
Ironically, Trump famously used the phrase on The Apprentice, which is hilarious because he is being fired right now.
You're fired can be responded to by saying "no I'm not, I'm Dad."
The phrase can also indicate that you are currently burning.
How dare you? Oh god, the children... you're fired!
You've done nothing for five years! You're fired!
You're fired! "Hi fired, I'm Dad."
Is something burning? No, Steve just got fired.
you're fired by TheAnswerIs9 December 19, 2019

you're fired 

That's what J. Johan Jameson says to Peter Parker.
You're fired!
you're fired by Red Borsch November 12, 2020

You're Fired 

What you say when you don't get your pictures of Spider-Man!
Person 1: Where are my pictures of Spider-Man!?
Person 2: I couldn't get them yet.
Person 1: You're Fired! get out of my building!
You're Fired by Mr_NRG16 November 19, 2020

You're fired 

What you say when you dismiss your employee from their job.
1- You're fired.
2- You can't fire me, I quit!
1- You can't quit, I quit!
2- You can't quit, you're a frog!
1- You can't frog me, you're my wife!
2- I'm not your wife, you're MY wife!
1- Oh, hey honey, how was work?
2- Pretty good, but I quit my job.
1- You can't quit your job, you're fired!
2- AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH
You're fired by Enavoid November 14, 2020

you're fired 

A top definition that urbandictionary admins chose for November 3rd because he hates Trump. He thinks he finally fired Trump.
Democrat: DONALD TRUMP!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED
Sane person: here he goes again...
you're fired by 5256662 November 7, 2020

You're fired 

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!
You're fired by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020