shower yogurt

an edible creamy substance you find at the bottom of community showers. often tastes like semen.

as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.

by the forgotten misfits April 28, 2011

dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

by leafblower December 8, 2014

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

yogurt moustache

when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache.

"I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"

by Zincster November 14, 2004

Frozen Yogurt

Ice cream for bitch ass niggas.

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!

by D Ten June 15, 2015

Yogurt Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogurt.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogurt Cave?
person2: str8 up!

by c-dog and p_c May 3, 2006

Yogesh

He is just plain and simply the most awesome and cool guy. No one can make him lose his cool. Everyone like him because of his awesomeness and coolness.

Guy:man how cool and awesome is that guy
Other guy:he is like a yogesh, very awesome and cool

by C ronaldo May 2, 2018