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yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
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the ultra form of a man

see also: chad, ryan
by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022
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people who groom children. Some of the know yogurt males are Derek and frank
by samdamjamdam November 26, 2022
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a cold hearted sigma who only love yogurt and other dairy product.Also perfected rolling knee bar submission.
Benoit is such a yogurt male, W!
by Beno1t September 19, 2023
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A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
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A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy
Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11
by fizzics235 September 8, 2023
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First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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