yankee boating

When southern women try to get pregnant by men from north of the mason dixon.

Now that cuffing season is over, Sandra is going to vacation up to New Jersey for yankee boating.

by GioMemes April 25, 2017

yanket

The Yanket is an invention of Peter Griffin (from the Family Guy TV series) that he created to masturbate in secrecy in "Underage Peter".

It comes with decoy arms that can hold items such as a remote or a beer. There are Yankets for various locations such as the store, sporting events and on the job. Chris finishes the episode using a Yanket, as Stewie observes that he masturbating out in the open previously.

Introducing the Yanket! The only blanket with built-in decoy arms...

by Enclave Razorback August 18, 2016

crank yanker

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"

looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!

by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Yank Me Crank

Masturbation. Having someone jack you off.

Old Red Beard The Pirate told the deck hand bitch to swab the deck after he yank me crank.

by Gar Grim January 11, 2019

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An completely useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

How bout them yankees?

A phrase used to break up an incredibly awkward silence. Although this tends to elicit nothing but awkward laughter.

So uhhhh, how bout them yankees?...

by Johncatinkle October 10, 2008

Weird Al Yankovic

one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time

Some of my favorite Weird Al Yankovic songs include "The Saga Begins," "Smells Like Nirvana," "Eat It," "Another One Rides the Bus," "Couch Potato," "Trash Day," "Fat," "Amish Paradise," "The Night Santa Went Crazy," "Your Horoscope For Today," "Albequerque," "A Complicated Song," "Ebay," "Ode to a Superhero," "Gump," and "I Love Rocky Road."

by theladiesman December 3, 2003