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yair is gay
by yer mom is gayer than gay April 15, 2019
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Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.
Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."
by Matans June 11, 2013
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dirty yair

damn hes hot his name must be dirty yair
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Yair Hun

Hey, you heard about Yair Hun?
Yeah, man. He really is The King.

Yo, did you see what the undoubtly king of israel posted on facebook a couple of months ago?

Yeah, I like The King's posts.
by Despacito1337 November 16, 2017
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Yair Shtok

| Yah - ear - sh - tok |
| Verb | When Yair utters complete nonsense

and needs to be discouraged from proceeding.
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Yair

The Yair, (Pronounced Yuh-Ear,) will live in huts made of the flesh of others who could not keep up in the Geography game, for they only exist to torture us with facts and random pieces of history.

The Yair, (Scientific name Yairorus Neanderthallius,) spends his days huddled up and looking at "Educational videos" while playing the same god damn video game every day.

The Yairorus Neanderthallius does not like the sun, for it heralds the arrival of a new day, for new information. Usually it can hibernate for months at a time, in which it goes into it's Hidey-hole and keeps itself updated from a distance.

Short, powerful, and rabid, Yairs are not recommended to be domesticated. Run on sight.
OH GOD! IT'S A YAIR! RUN, BEFORE HE LECTURES US ON POSTWAR ARCHITECTURE!
by Bonkius Maximus April 20, 2021
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Yair

Yair is the blackest white man known to mankind.
Some of his remarkable personality traits are playing basketball, listening to rap music, and acting suspiciously around his homies. He's a great student, and he got a great sense of dressing.

He's certainly a fun guy to be around, especially if you withstand his cringy jokes and the fact he plays Fortnite on his Xbox on a daily basis.
"If you're white, Russian, and looking 12, you're definitely a Yair"
by theramimv November 22, 2021
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