The act of inserting a string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
Honey, I could really use the lawnmower.
She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
by DJ Jones December 16, 2007
Get the The Lawnmower mug.(v.) Overzealously removing anal beads from one's ass, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.
Instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper anal bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "Fuck me in the shit!", and so he did.
by jason just January 5, 2005
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While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.
Oh that feels so good! - Chick
Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy
*Drags her face about the carpet*
Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy
*Drags her face about the carpet*
by Ryan2108 May 1, 2008
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After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.
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- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
by Goupil October 2, 2009
Get the German lawnmower mug.When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.
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The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 15, 2016
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