flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

by dipsetty January 25, 2009

your mom hella gay lol

The insult to end all insults. There are no survivors

Me:Your mom hella gay lol

by Asseater80001 May 7, 2018

Your Mom Gay

This will ultimately end the career of any nigga within a five mile radius. It’s deemed illegal to say in the internet but normies still use it.

Johnny. You suck
Jerl No Johnny, “breath in swiftly” YOUR MOM GAY

by NiggaDick24 February 19, 2018

your mom

what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad.

guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!

by chicken flavored rice May 15, 2008

Your mom is green

"Mak ko hijau" is basically a phrase in Malay which is "Emak engkau hijau". In English, its literally means " Your mother is green". The origin of this phrase was from a video that went viral in Malaysia about two kids were insults each other in a fight. One of the kid want to insult but spontaneously said "Mak ko hijau". The reason it became viral at that time because it is funny. Have you ever heard when some guys or kids mouth fighting each other and suddenly said your mom is green? After it went viral, that is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other "mak ko hijau". It has never been a cursed words but more like trolling. But when the foreigners talk bad about Malaysia, they gonna get flood of comments saying "your mom is green".

John : *cursed
Will : Your mom is green
John : *blurr
Will : Lol

by Xvier September 18, 2020

Bill Nye, Your Mom's a Guy

Bill Nye, Your Mom's A Guy. The sickest burn you'll ever see, bruhhhh.

Dude: Hey Dude You Suck!
Dudette: Bill Nye, your mom's a guy.
Dude: Brooo, why'd you say that?

by Baran.Likes.Muffins March 12, 2019