Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

by Dude Regular October 23, 2010

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

by Sleezy Breezy June 27, 2019

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

National show off your wife day

The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 05, 2021