The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

on your knees

A command issued by a man instructing a slut to get on her knees and give him a nice, long blowjob.

Horny guy: Hey bitch! On your knees!
(slut starts to suck guy's cock)

by bigdick737 January 26, 2010

make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.

"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.

by Nick D February 2, 2004

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Bitch please, get on your knees

the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it

Tiff: ur gay
sean: Bitch please, get on your knees and suck it

by Dirty knees June 17, 2008

Your Knees Are Red

Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).

1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."

by alex231 May 23, 2011

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps

I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps

by Chief Netic January 13, 2014