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Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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Yoghurt Nonce

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off
What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!
by 37gang October 16, 2020
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Drop your yoghurt

Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.
Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.

Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt
by Soccie February 8, 2018
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Yogh

A derogatory term for Australian Aboriginals - namely Torres Straight Islanders.
That Yogh just stole my sandwich!
by Shaun Bigwell October 2, 2005
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yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
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yogosun

Famous male Runescape player from Sweden.
Currently ranked number 3 but switching quite often.
He can usually be found on his home world 121 after world 120 was removed.
About 95% of the Runescape players who know him have nothing bad to say about him, as opposed to Zezima.
Yogosun is one chill dude.
by Scapehard December 20, 2008
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Group yoghurt

Colloquial term for multiple contributors to ejaculate.
Gina is such a slut, I bet when she queefs it’s just oozing group yoghurt.

Craig’s back in Thailand enjoying some of that group yoghurt with the boys.
by Roz Whylee May 14, 2021
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