n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
Get the Yoghurt Knitter mug.1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off
What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!
by 37gang October 16, 2020
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Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.
Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.
Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt
Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt
by Soccie February 8, 2018
Get the Drop your yoghurt mug.by Shaun Bigwell October 2, 2005
Get the Yogh mug."Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."
One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.
On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.
In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.
On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.
In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
by Ott^ September 25, 2005
Get the yoghurt weaver mug.Famous male Runescape player from Sweden.
Currently ranked number 3 but switching quite often.
He can usually be found on his home world 121 after world 120 was removed.
About 95% of the Runescape players who know him have nothing bad to say about him, as opposed to Zezima.
Currently ranked number 3 but switching quite often.
He can usually be found on his home world 121 after world 120 was removed.
About 95% of the Runescape players who know him have nothing bad to say about him, as opposed to Zezima.
Yogosun is one chill dude.
by Scapehard December 20, 2008
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Craig’s back in Thailand enjoying some of that group yoghurt with the boys.
Craig’s back in Thailand enjoying some of that group yoghurt with the boys.
by Roz Whylee May 14, 2021
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