Yo Momma

Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.

(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"

Yo Momma by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

yo momma

A phrase used automatically when you cannot come up with a comeback quick enough. "Your mom" means the same thing as "yo momma". Sometimes, if you are really lucky, using this phrase actually fits and makes a really good insult. You may have to say an actual sentence that plays on what the person just said and add "yo momma" to it. You can also use "ain't what yo momma said" to come back on a general rude insult someone says to you. This implies that you had sexual relations with the person's mother and she liked it. BEWARE. If you overuse "yo momma", it will not have its original sting.

This is a very good use of yo momma, though it might take a while to understand.

Annoying annoyance: Why is everyone acting so nerdy today? They musta got it from Patrick.
Patrick: They GOT IT from yo momma, you son of a slut!

This is an unnecessary, uncalled for yo momma.

Old grandmother: These cookies are fresh from the oven, sweetheart.
Grandson: Mmmm. Tastes like yo momma.

yo momma by FuturePatronSaint May 26, 2009

yo momma

The best lamest way to insult someone's mom.

In reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender (Nickeloden show)

Yo momma is so old she was the avatar 3 times.

Yo momma is so ugly even the face stealer wouldn't steal her face no matter how she frown.

Yo momma is so stupid she blew on her hot coffee and claimed she was an airbender.

Yo momma is so fat it took 10 avatars just to earthbend her out of the ground.

Yo momma is so fat she dipped her feet in the pool and everyone thought she was waterbending.

Yo momma is so fat she stepped into the hidden library and it sunk.

yo momma by Budweiser027 April 3, 2008

Yo momma

The root of all crappy jokes

Yo momma

Yo momma by ankalar October 27, 2002

Yo Momma

1. Stupidest show on earth talking about yo momma.

Man did you see yo momma last night, it was fuckin gay.

Yo Momma by MaNiMfInE May 22, 2006

Yo Momma

God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.

"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."

"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."

Yo Momma by Kim Dr May 22, 2006

yo momma

a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!

yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!

yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)

yo momma by IM NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU MY NAME! January 14, 2006