Xerxes Burke

Xerxes Burke has a fat ass no joke that shit is bigger than Mars

Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year

Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr

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Xerxes revenge

The act of doing cocaine and ecstasy for the first time. Going to a rub and tug. Enjoying it. And after all is said and done strangling the hooker, dragging her down the stairs to a back alley and promptly gutting her.

Jimmy is now serving a life sentence because he went Xerxes revenge this weekend.

by C macka December 16, 2008

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Xerxes Burke

The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.

Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?

Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle

by VerySmallBoner April 4, 2023

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Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous

Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes

by OneBigBeaner April 5, 2023

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Xerxescore

A phrase used to describe characters, objects, music or any other form of media that has twink energy, is depressing and cannot be convinced to say anything positive ever.

"I'll have your head for this." John said.

"Thats so Xerxescore." Bob replied.

by Nevermore2023 February 11, 2023

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