Xerxes

the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid; Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name for Jordan Thomas Cooper
The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by the commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him as well.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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Xerxes

name of the 5th ancient Persian King of the Achaemenid and Kappa Alpha Psi prophyte line name of Jordan Thomas Cooper
The ancient Persian King Xerxes was assassinated by a commander of the royal bodyguard and the nupe Xerxes had crimes committed against him too.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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Xerxes Burke

His dump truck is bigger than yours

Stop being jealous
Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend

Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
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Xerxes Burke

The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.
Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?

Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
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