Celestial

A heavenly being who gives comfort and assurance to those people around her.

She is a celestial indeed! Look at how she lightens the mood of a crying kid.

by Yozora June 9, 2021

celestial discharge

DEATH! Especially from a hospital or an institutional setting like a long term care facility!

Nurse A: (@ shift break): Any update on Betsy Ross.
Nurse B: She had a celestial discharge 10 minutes ago.
Nurse A: Aww crap... I'll start the paperwork then if you start cleanin' her up.
Nurse B: Sorry...No O.T. I'm outta here! She's all yours!

by hipczech2 March 11, 2009

celestial

A term refering to Chinese people or to the former Chinese Empire. Frequently used in a racist sense, though not nessarly a derogatory word.

In San Fransisco 'round the turn of the 20th century,
celestial neighborhoods were notorious for laundry service.

by BlackPyr January 11, 2006

Celestial Dictator

God

Who else but a celestial dictator would set up an eternal concentration camp for nonbelievers?

by Submitters of Words May 12, 2011

celestial empire

refers to the all-powerful Chinese empire which dominated the world.

The Celestial Empire would annihilate any of its counterparts around the world.

Challenging the Celestial Empire is equivalent with handing your ass over to be raped.

by Superior Middle Kingdomian May 13, 2005

Celestial Taro

Celestial taro is a colloquialism in the region of Katoomba .It refers to mentally unwell faux psychic females who believe ,sadly due the long term cerebral effects of morbid obesity and self imposed isolation clouding the neural pathways of their brain,that ANGELS are talking to them and instructing them to avoid persons supposedly inhabited by Satan.
The unfortunate persons believed to be inhabited by Satan are in reality just much more interesting ,evolved and intelligent people than the infected faux psychic, thus creating an uncomfortable scenario for the normal citizen.....celestial taros can be found easily for they exhibit knome statues and possess dream catchers,wind chimes and all manner of spiritual kitsch.avoid at all costs!

" that celestial taro appears to have purchased a new crate of garden knomes and fairy lights to illuminate her otherwise man less and pathetic existence.how nice."

by Smuggoth June 24, 2012

celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment

After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.

by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018