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The dude who destroyed my acrylics.
“What happened to your nails??”
“They got xavied”
Xavi by haterofxavi April 2, 2023
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A Xavi is an annoying person, mainly male, who thinks that everything revolves around them, but you don’t know all this until you actually get to know them . On the outside they seem like the perfect surfer/Sk8er. In actuality and to conclude, a Xavi is nice for a hot minute but when you turn your back he sucks balls
Person A: I really like _____
Person B: be careful, they might be a Xavi
Xavi by Cherry Gasoline July 21, 2023
xavi is the prettiest boy you could ever meet inside and out. hes adventurous and kind and creative and loves with allll his heart. super loyal and super stubborn, works for what he really wants and has a good heart. he likes music and all art, and is very talented in whatever he does (especially in sports which is hot) that makes anyone jealous. atleast every other xavi will like the Beatles, but maybe one day even you might find the one xavi that knows alll about them and will yap to you about that fixation, and its pretty cute. i know that one pretty well, and his starbucks order is a vanilla chai latte with lavender cold foam. but i guess there are other xavis that are cool too that really like a caramel frapp with extra whip.

all xavis must be pretty chill, and should indulge in their secret love of art if they havent already.
xavi has a beautiful smile and a presence that could draw anyone in, so insanely charming. he lightens up any room and makes everyone feel welcomed and comfortable which is so beautiful. hell sing to you even if hes not the bestest, and hell play the guitar for you thatll make you feel like youre in a movie. xavi has the most beautiful soul you could ever meet in someone, and shouldnt ever be taken for granted. i think id get jealous just knowing that other people get to see him on a daily. isnt that funny? hes so colorful, and a piece of art that is easily admirable. i dont think anyone can admire him like i could though.
yo: hi xavi!
xavi: bro you just said the thing
gurt: sybau
Xavi by bringtheworms August 25, 2025

Xavi Ball 

Xavi ball is a feeling, its orgasmic tbh. Words cant define what Xavi ball is.
I heard you had an orgasm?
Yes I watched Xavi ball last night.
Xavi Ball by RalfRagnick February 28, 2022

xavi chau 

A boi who cannot speak English and hates life
That boi wants to kill himself
He must be a xavi chau
xavi chau by Kat boi kitten June 13, 2019

Xavi MartĂ­

When you wear a sweatshirt and a pair of short jeans despite the weather.
Bro, your outfit today is fucking lame. You are performing a Xavi MartĂ­ here.
Olmedo's wearing a Xavi MartĂ­, ignoring the high temperatures.
Dude, this Xavi MartĂ­ outfit is perfect for times like this when it's not hot nor cold. This shit is sick mate.
Xavi MartĂ­ by OddMeadow October 21, 2019