Xfinity

New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."

Hey Comcast, how often/much do you plan to fuck me over?
Times infinity! (Xfinity)

by SicDigital August 3, 2010

XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Xfce

Xfce is a desktop environment for Linux.
Xfce is very lightweight and runs faster than Gnome or KDE on slow systems.
Xfce is also extremely customizable - you can even use the Gnome panel instead of the Xfce panel.

If you have a slow system, Xfce is probably the best desktop environment.

by madept May 23, 2004

xfinshity

The act of providing a product or service that is so inadequate that customers are left with absolutely no recourse and no alternative. Confined to enterprises having a monopoly, the business ethics of such an organization are reduced to the lowest possible minimum and are thus synonymous with excrement. When a company reaches xfinshity status, customers cease to report problems as doing so is futile. Since there is no competition, the organization thrives by collecting payments and ignoring technical problems.

My cable service is so xfinshity that I actually miss dialup internet... or .. Have you seen how xfinshity the comcast service is lately? My friend used to call them for technical support but he was hung up on so many times that his head perpetually twitches.

by jdiggidy August 5, 2016

xfake edgex

A girl/boy who pretends not to do drugs, smoke, drink alcohol, or fuck everyone in sight to seem cool. Mainly is a scene kid who transformed into a 'hxc' kid since they realized the scene trend is over. They hangout in malls, skate in public places and hangout in downtown areas. (Ex: Clematis, Rays Downtown Blues, The Underground, Backbooth, Backbone, Revolution, Dogpound, Culture Room, or Talent Farm) They listen to Minor Threat, Youth of Today, Over My Dead Body, Ten Yard Fight. Drinks beer one night and decides to be edge the next night since they're "finally growing up". They also support the local scene and spread a positive message since '06. They also enjoy organzing kick ass local shows if they get out of their AA class early enough, shhhh!

xRebeccax is a 15 year old xfake edgex, true till 21!

"Sean is straight edge: Going to see xbishopx tonightz! going to wear my xbishopx hoodie so I look like a fuckin tool! NEWJACK4L~~~~~**"

"xIWILLNOTBACKDOWNx: shit, who the fuck is low cool?"

by looseyourcool March 12, 2008

xfinity

An alleged upgrade that somehow manages to be worse than the original product.

Have you downloaded the new Firefox?
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.

Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF

by consentingadult May 21, 2011

xfr

An internet based file transfer

restart the xfr, the pr0n timed out.

by Tornado May 13, 2005