wurzel

A wurzel Is A Slang Term For A Supporter Of Southampton Football Club, They Are Called This Because They Are Known to speak with a West Country Accent and Most of There fans come from Southampton's Large Middle Class Farming Community.
Did You See That wurzel From Southampton Today?
by Dave Johnson Blue December 18, 2019
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Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
by Tazar The Yoot March 21, 2007
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wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair
God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!
by andy richens November 06, 2006
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mangel-wurzel

A word from animal farm when they are singing “Beasts Of England” but I just like to randomly yell it at people as they become rather confused.
Oi Boris you fucking mangel-wurzel come back here!”
by Sexybeast010 November 02, 2019
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wurzel gummich

scarecrow looking she hag!!slaper}who comes to life after a bottle of mickey fynns
hey willy k look at the head on her like wurzel gummich
by willy84k August 19, 2008
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Wurzel

A Wurzel is slang for a Person from Southampton, a tiny West Country town in Hampshire near Dorset. the residents have a unique West Country accent which sets them apart from other nearby cities such as Portsmouth which is most Cockney
I met a Wurzel the other day and he said, "Ize fram Shirley i am, Ooh ar ooh ar"
by Norn Iron Is Blue July 28, 2021
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Wurzel

A resident of South West England. Typically a cider drinking, web toed, six fingered inbred who talks like a cross between a farmer and a pirate.
Jesus, the place is full of Wurzels
“Yeah, we’re playing Bristol City today”
by StevieAber February 15, 2025
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