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Wurzel

A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic.

This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.

He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.
That guy is a total wurzel, no chance he would be gay.
by FartDickdude69R4PE October 8, 2022
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A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.
Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.
by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009
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SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum
'Oi mate i've just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?
by Kaarzi June 1, 2006
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1) A West Country English slang term for a farmer or otheragricultural worker.

2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.

3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.
"Can you remember at the last wurzel dance- Oo ar Oo ar"
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
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soft in the head argricultural types
"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
by matt knight May 25, 2005
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Unfortunately a nickname given to my fellow Saints fans and I by Portsmouth supporters. It derives from the fact that most of us speak with a west country accent and derive from farming stock.

We even have a song mocking our own accents:

I can't read and I can't write
But that don't really matter
I comes down from Southampton
And I can drive a tractor
by Tijuana Tim September 14, 2007
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Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.
Check her out! would you wurzel it?
by XXXBOSC July 10, 2011
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