Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.

by Torazo February 3, 2009

bill wurtz

Pleasurable weirdness.

That movie was very bill wurtz!

by Lemon Lollipop April 19, 2021

wurtzality

being so awesome that everyone loves you so much

john just did all my homework for me and he hit a game winner in the bball game!
he has so much wurtzality im so jealous!!

by a sick baller September 2, 2009

Bill Wurtz

Bill Wurtz is the most talented musician in existence. He has the most mellifluous voice, it's always a pleasure to hear him sing. His musical style is entirely unique and individual to him - Bill Wurtz is a genre, and only Bill Wurtz himself can capture it. He has the most distinct and evocative aesthetic; any one of his videos inspire you to be creative. Not to mention his lyrical talent - each word holds so much depth and meaning, and each interpretation of Bill's lyrics creates a whole new world. His music will comfort you, but he is more than just his wonderful music - he makes extremely educational videos and is best known for his video covering the history of the entire world, i guess. He's also documented the history of japan, and wild frolicking adventures of informational education. Each of these videos alone have taught millions of people far more valuable information much easier than school ever did. Bill Wurtz also comes across as a beautifully chill and humble person in interviews, as well as in videos on his website. His questions page is a wealth of information. He won the Shorty Award for Best In Weird in 2016 for his masterpiece "still a piece of garbage," and performed the most profound acceptance speech you've ever heard. Bill Wurtz is an icon, a treasure, and everyone loves him deeply.

"Who's your favourite musician?"
- "Bill Wurtz, obviously."
"How about YouTuber?"
- "Bill Wurtz. Duh."
"Who inspires you?"
- "Bill Wurtz! Bill Wurtz is the answer to everything."

by AquaFaith November 23, 2021

Bill Wurtz

A musical genius from new york, and a master of animation. he started making music when he was under the age of 5 (not professionally of course) and has mastered more than 10 instruments. he started gaining popularity from vine releasing his short comedic videos and snippets of his videos from youtube, he currently owns a 90s styled simplistic website called billwurtz.com, where he seems to be most active and he answers many questions every day. bill gained a ton of popularity in 2016 when he released his 9 minute video called “history of japan” which currently has 69 million views on youtube. about a year after he released that, he released a 19 minute long video called “history of the entire world i guess” which quickly became known as a masterpiece, with over 100 million views on youtube. since then, bill has made a lot more music such as “la de da de da de da de day oh”, “and the day goes on”, “I just did a bad thing, “Mt St. helens is about to blow up” and several other songs until in march of 2019 he released his final video for 1 3/4 years titled “might quit”. despite it’s name, the video was not about him quitting. bill remained pretty inactive everywhere besides billwurtz.com until january of 2021 where he released his first song in a long time, and the music video was now in full 3d, and it turns out the entire time he was learning 3d animation. Since then bill has been releasing fantastic music videos

Person 1: hey you know bill wurtz

Person 2: I’ve heard of him but haven’t seen anything made by him
Person 1: You really should! he’s an absolute legend

by heck bird the weird person November 27, 2021

wurtz

Wurtz is a form of measurement created in Bill Wurtz comments section to describe how weirdly pleasurable something is mostly used as in videos on social media or a platform used for posting videos. The measurement of wurtz is as in 1-20 is serious or boring, 21-50 isn't funny but its watchable, 51-100 isn't funny but its not boring, 101-150 could be a little strange and be considered funny content, 151-200 is something that made you laugh internally but could be considered weird still, 201-230 could make you giggle while being generally wacky and strange, while 231-250 can make you laugh and stays strangely pleasurable throughout the video even if the humor is very strange, and up to 300 mean you could have laughed a few times and for some people considered so strange its not humor anymore, and high enough to 500 is the something that you can laugh at throughout the video or just say is to strange and random to even be considered funny.

The wurtz on this Youtube video is rated a 15 because it is very serious and not at all funny but keeps in some strange facts, while the wurtz on the other video it 350 because it was very funny and I was laughing a lot. I ended up lowering the score only because I got lost in the video many times and it was more confusing than pleasurable.

by Pasta Ghost November 5, 2020

Wurtsboro

A tiny town in Sullivan County, upstate New York. The highlights of the town include:
one stoplight, three bars on the main road, G-Mart, Stewart's where local skaters hang out and workers stand outside to smoke, a Mobil station which becomes the place for drug deals at night, and a population of about 1,270. It's fair to say that about 75% of those people are white trash dirtbags. The nearest city is Middletown, where you can go to the mall or.. oh wait, that's it. There is never anything going on in Wurtsboro. Ever.

If you're looking for a boring weekend filled with walking around a street stuffed with bars and shitty restaurants, Wurtsboro's the place for you!

by It's A Big Secret June 20, 2007