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top the waffles

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.
by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008
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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011
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Waffles and pancakes

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means
Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes
by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020
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wafflestomping

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
by weenaak July 5, 2010
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steve waffles

Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.
Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!
by dom93hatch November 27, 2006
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Struggle waffles

When you make waffles and realize you have no syrup so you have to eat the waffles with no syrup and you have to just eat the dry waffle or waffle with butter and deal with the struggle
Guy 1: "Man, I had struggle waffles this morning because my mom forgot to buy syrup last night." Guy 2: "I feel ya man, I had to eat some struggle waffles myself the other night, just the waffle and butter." Guy 1: "yeah, the struggle is real."
by Ordol09 December 19, 2013
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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?
by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023
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