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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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Wounder

A person who'm impedes upon ones normal course of activity. Similar to Pests and Punishers.
"Jeez lenny was steamed last night and wouldn't leave that girl alone"

"Totally! what a massive wounder!"
by isheeeee? December 13, 2018
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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
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The Wounded Monster

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris
"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."
by trojanman69 March 31, 2009
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Wounded Indian

When you're getting head from a chick and you bust in her hair then proceed to form her hair up into a mohawk...then you dance around her making indian noises and war cries.
Never do the wounded indian to an actual indian chick.
by J Pizzy May 1, 2005
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wounded zebra

A female who you notice to be very drunk. Deriving from a lion hunting the weakest zebra in the pack, you move in and take her down...or to bed. Easy prey.
These chicks are gonna fall over...actually this whole bar is full of wounded zebra!
by Zack Norton September 29, 2006
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wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"
by heling November 4, 2003
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