Wook Economy

A market place and individual vendors that follow around large music festivals or jam band tours. These individuals sell items, such as t-shirts, food, beer, and souvenirs to concert goers to support themselves while they travel around to various shows. It is not uncommon to sell illegal items, such as Ketamine or Molly, at these shows. Generally these individuals can be defined as wooks due to their unkempt appearances.

I was a a GIANT EDM music festival and instead of buying a Tame Impala T-Shirt at a licensed vendor, I bought one from some wook in the parking lot. I supported the wook economy!!

by Senor Dank Nugs September 15, 2021

Pulling A Wookie

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises

Pulling A Wookie Needs No Example

by Midnight Rebellion November 25, 2010

Wookie Pox

Wookie Pox is the sickness that one gets after partying really hard for a week or so on Phish or Panic tour. You run your body really hard, stuff as many chemicals as you can into yourself and after the chemicals wear off the sickness sets in.

I just got back from a week on Phish tour, now I've got to call in to work sick due to wookie pox.

by Warsaw wasraW June 15, 2009

Wolok

A term for an annoying Scotsman. A Wolok is dirty, disgusting and smelly; they sit down all day and eat haggis and fried mars bars. Woloks are often racist and pale.

Person 1: Have you seen Jamie, he’s such a Wolok!
Person 2: I knowwww 🤮

by Sksksksk- November 25, 2019

stroke the wookie

To have a wank

Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003

Drain Wookie

A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.

Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!

by M Mac June 12, 2011

Wookie Tea Bag

When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.

Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.

Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.

Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.

by Snipercat1010 July 24, 2011