wooding

Is the art of masterbating in the woodland of Herefordshire. This activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.

James is off to go wooding with Winnie.

by Egg1234 June 13, 2007

Woofing

When a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms organization. They pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.

"Have you heard from Elisha lately?"
" No, I heard she was Woofing on a Costa Rican Pineapple plantation."

by Mooper January 16, 2013

Wooping

Slang for updating facebook statuses to reflect a current relationship.

Dude, why is your status John Doe is falling apart, love you jessicerzzzzzzz 10-16-07.... that's total wooping.

by K-Rondawgzzzz February 2, 2009

Worning

The non-cursed version of the word morning. This word grants immunity to chains to all besides those named Kio.

Chains have no power against the word Worning.

by Thechainslayer March 16, 2020

Woobing

The verb abbreviation for the common pastime of male university students, to 'wank out of boredom'.

"What are you up mate? Can you come and meet me in five minutes" "Make it ten bro? I'm woobing at the moment."

by livefast April 29, 2010

WOOPING

TO POOP IN THE WOODS

MAN, WE JUST GOT TO THE JOB AND OL' JD HEADS OFF TO THE TREES TO DO HIS 9AM WOOPING.

by do nuttin' duttin April 14, 2010

wooing

When you scream WOO and/or different variations of that word

- WOOOOOOOO! ...wooo... wo. wooo
- what the fuck are you doing?
- i'm wooing

by Huso Andy May 3, 2011