pit woofie

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.

"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons

by demon646 February 5, 2010

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

Wooed

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

by 🐺 September 27, 2018

wooder

The philadelphian's pronounciation of the word water

Mom, can I have some wooder?

by Tobi D March 10, 2004

Wooded Up

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017