woofers

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

by bazooka tube December 28, 2005

Woofer Deal

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

by kittyvideo January 10, 2019

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

Pedo wooders

A head teacher at the Weald school who likes to molest children

Hey look it’s pedo wooders

by Someguyfromtheweald July 11, 2019

eggy woofter

An eggy fart

That fart was an eggy woofter

by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016

wooder

the philly way of saying water. aka the only right way to say it.

mom, can we go get some wooder-ice from rita’s?

by awesomesauce29 August 5, 2019

freshwater woofter

A person who fishes in bodies of freshwater rather than participate in real mens fishing in the sea. Usually taken up by men before they come out to their wives so as to soften the blow.

Wife, “my husband came out to me the other day”

Friend, “Omg, that must have been such a shock!”

Wife, “not really, he’s been a freshwater woofter for several months now”

by Realfisher November 14, 2021