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Woodstock

This is when a man has missionary sex with a woman (who doesn't shave) and pulls out then ejaculates on her bush then performs oral sex on her. The inference is that her bush is kinda like a "birds nest".
Lisa: That dude seemed alright but he got drunk, did the woodstock, then tried to kiss me. Not cool.
by Chicagodan November 15, 2011
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the little birdy that sits with Snoopy on his doghouse.
What's Woodstock's purpose?

umm...he flys around and keeps Snoopy Company
by Kimpossible bia. July 12, 2007
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Woodstocking

When you go on a toboggan, and slide down a muddy hill in the summer naked.
Matt, I so dare you to go woodstocking behind Kristian's house.
by woodstock'n yo August 27, 2013
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woodstock

Gathering of a million hippies to the greatest concert on earth. Preached peace, smoked pot, and smoked more pot. Many well known bands played, like Jimi Hendrix and The Who.
"Jimi Hendrix's star spangled banner at woodstock was righteous"
by sweetemotion09 June 8, 2007
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The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.
All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.
by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006
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Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.
Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.
by MJisAsian December 21, 2018
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woodstock

woodstock, a hot town just 30 mins from ATL! sure its in the middle of georiga but no one who lives here was actually born and raised in georgia we are all from the north! we are well off people with nice things in a bigger town than it seems but its really spilt into two towns, one downtown woodstock and towne lake (where us the sorta rich people live). everyone you know is always at the local supermarket so u really cant get a gallon of milk with out running into everyone and their mom.
"sure its in the middle of georgia but its a lot bigger than most towns!"
by Cayla April 22, 2005
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