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When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.

Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup

woodpecker by Patrick Gora October 9, 2006

Woodpecker 

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

Woodpecker by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

Woodpecker 

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

Woodpecker by itGurl May 9, 2014

woodpecker 

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

woodpecker by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

woodpecker 

a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.

woodpecker by Woodpecker October 5, 2006

woodpecker 

a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob

charlene africa is a woodpecker

woodpecker by phjls83 August 18, 2003

Woodpecker 

When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.

I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.

Woodpecker by LouieFerook October 5, 2016