Wooing Stick

a dick that has the power to mesmerize a woman.

Once she got a look at my wooing stick it was all she could do to contain herself.

by Therealsquirrel October 10, 2008

Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wowing

1. The act of sexing it up
2. Chilling with a Latin American
3. To pwn at all things

1. They were just Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wowing it up
2. Last night i was Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wowing with Maria Gonzalez
3. I was just Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wowing Thom in Madden 08.

by Tommy Madsen and Jeff Chieppa January 1, 2008

Wowing

The verb of wow, to be showing awe at something

I was wowing at the football teams comeback

by M8910 August 7, 2016

woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

Wokingham

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here

i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking

by wokingham hater September 18, 2023

slope woking

Description of a person so densely unaware that their "woke" position on life (or wokeness) is, in reality, viewed by others as them nievly sleepwalking through life.

This moron is so woke that he is slope woking right over the cliff with the other idiots, he can't even think for himself.

by abc928 February 7, 2023