A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.
Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.
by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010
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A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009
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by GayJezus February 4, 2013
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"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."
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Greg and Anthony Wiggle never go out into the audience during a Wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of horny moms.
Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.
Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.
by Eyris September 22, 2006
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