pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing

Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone

by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016

wockenfussed

The state of being wasted. i.e. shwazy. Drunk beyond the point of cognitive responses.

Other usage: 'on the wocks'- "kevin is totally on the wocks, he's spitting game at every girl he sees."

Jeff has taken shot after shot becoming more wockenfussed than he's ever been. He's shitfaced.

by what's up hombre1 June 9, 2011

wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

by weasler February 25, 2006

wockee slush

when you shit and accidentally piss at the same time.

i just wockee slushed.

by fatassskellyprice January 15, 2021

Wocket

A little kid that needs to use the urban dictionary or ask an adult what a word means every other day.

Random person: Yea I know, school is harsh.
Wocket: What does harsh mean?
Random person: Oh forget it.

by sjdjaiwmd July 22, 2021

Wockenfahts

Wockenfahts or Wahkenfahts is when you fart once for every step you take also known as popcorn farts or walking farts

Someone's got a case of the wockenfahts!!!

by ztumhcs September 10, 2013

wockety

To be expertly and viciously coshed by midgets

Sound Effect : Wockety Wockety Wockety

by Velvet Spy March 7, 2018