ditty witty

When you're doing sit ups and your balls get crushed between your legs.

I would have passed the Phys. Ed exam, but I got a ditty witty.

by Sisenior May 20, 2019

Witty Chuck

A drink made with brandy and ginger ale. Tastes very good and makes you very witty.

That Witty Chuck made me whip out zingers all night!

by Peter McDeath December 14, 2004

Wittypitty

Bullshitty, over sugarized. Unpure. Cool-looking but not cool at all. Something like fake but still real.

This thing is getting way too wittypitty, I am almost starting to hate it

by Alvaro Franz April 1, 2021

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

witty-watty

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

by Cedric Stewart Collins Jr. March 24, 2008

witty

having clever thinking;sharp, funny quips at randomly inappropriate times;Claire Bertram

wow, claire is so witty, spencer is jealous!!

by ninja aldjlsd October 26, 2009

Wirtzy

Wirtz-y {werts-ee} noun, adjective, -ier, -iest

-noun

1. The dark, mischievious and festive alter ego of Aaron Wirtz.
2. One who needs medication.

-adjective

1. Utter lack of self control.
3. Heated, misguided temper and obstreperous vocal abilities
2. Despicable.

—Synonyms 1. ADHD, 2. Asshole, 3. SWM seeks SWM for BDSM
-Acronyms 1. Composed, 2. Calm, 3. Tactful

"That Wirtzy is one hilarious mother fucker" - Div. Chief Tully

"Jutin went all fuckin' Wirtzy on that bouncer last night"

"You're acting Wirtzy son ... lets take you to Dr. Nick and get some Ritalin."

by Ryan (Q) / Russ November 10, 2008