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Witching

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The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.
I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.
by Mojo23 August 28, 2016
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witching hour

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The time between the end of a tv show and the beginning of the next. This occurs either on the hour or the half hour. It is the void that can give a zen-like state when the outcome can be good, bad, or neither...the commercials become enlightening.
The Geico commercial during the witching hour seemed funnier, but I think I was bored. Im not sure though.
by Greg Sherman October 10, 2007
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witching hour

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A period of relative calm, during which a person or people undergo a significant mood change, usually for the worse. The witching hour is NOT a time of violence, it is the calm that precedes the storm.
When my parents called on the phone to ask where I was they sounded really calm and friendly. But as I drove home I knew that soon the precious time of witching hour would pass.

After her boyfriend, left Caroline sat down and brooded over his insensitive remarks. Little did Mike knew as he drove away that the witching hour hung over him.
by ByronGman November 6, 2008
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The Witching Hours

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The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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The witching hour

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The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.
Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.
by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016
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wicked witching

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When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.
Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night
by the real master 86 July 27, 2017
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witching

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ugly girl who walks around the club looking for a guy to dance with, but everyone just runs away from her
"dude, did you see that girllast night at the club, man she was witching hard core. when she came my way i ran to the bathroom."
by yung huzzle March 17, 2009
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