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I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014
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horse with no name

Lyric borrowed from a song by the band America- references a heroin trip- as in a "horse" being common slang for heroin at the time.
"I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain"
by 5k3tch August 10, 2007
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like a horse with two legs

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004
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to paint houses with Morgan

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010
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Houseplants with emotions

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by Ubeenbamboozledson February 8, 2025
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