foreground window

what microsoft sam won't shut up about

"foreground window, push space bar, click here, etc."

by tom123456 December 25, 2007

Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

Wingohock

When a person dribbles, spits, gleeks or "hocks" on a "member" with the purpose and intent of lubrication.

Stacy was on the rag, so she started to grip and rip instead... I'd a died if she hadn't wingohocked it first.

by Mata Fakau January 17, 2009

windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

by mol3mole April 6, 2004

Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.

Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough

by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021

Window licker

A person of limited mental capacity who licks the windows of a short bus.

My friend Joe is a window licker.

by Bearmama May 3, 2016

Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 15, 2014