Winnipeg 

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

Winnipeg by Burkus December 21, 2008

Winnipeg 

commonly known as Winterpeg, is a very weird city in which it can get to +40 degrees celcius or -50 degrees celcius.

did you hear about winnipeg? this summer it was +40, but now its -50!

Winnipeg by Peeblo December 21, 2008

winnipeg 

Ah, the Peg,Winnipeg. Winterpeg. -51C with windchill in the winter, +49C with the humidex in the summer. Bands aplenty, mosquitoes aplenty and more gangbangers than you can shake a stolen car at.
To go Banger-spottingin winnipeg, just drive or ride through either the north end or Maryland and Langside.
The latter is sometimes refered to as Scaryland and Gangside. This may aid you in your Banger-spotting endevours.

Pegger 1>I was going to work last week and my Banger-spotting was interupted by severe bloodloss and unconciousness.
Pegger 2>You got shot?
Pegger 1>No. Mosquitoes. I'll never forget my repellent again.
Pegger 2>Serves you right, you stupid limey.This is winnipeg.

winnipeg by Mad English January 2, 2008

winnipeg 

An up-and-coming Canadian city with about 660,000 people in the city proper and 710,000 in the metro. It spent a few decades on the decline, but has been showing a huge comeback in the past 5 years in economics, commerce, culture, politics, etc.

If I was going to live anywhere in Canada, I'd live in Winnipeg.

winnipeg by Sultan May 19, 2005

winnipeg 

A strange, mid-size city in Canada (8th largest) known for extreme weather and very hard partying. The city was in decline from about 1975-2000 but is on the rebound due to lots of jobs, low cost of living, a thriving arts scene, and easy access to pot and coke. All Canadian bands worth mentioning are from Winnipeg. Apparently Homer Simpson is based on a character (Matt Groening's dad I think) who was from somewhere close to Winnipeg, hence all the references in The Simpsons. Some areas are notoriously unsafe, I believe its the murder, car theft, and assault capital of Canada, all because of the native population. I felt safer in the ghettos of L.A. and Chicago than Winnipeg's North End. If you want a weekend of good blow and cheap beer, Winnipeg is for you - but bring a gun. Oh, and DONT touch the hookers, you'll get swine flu.

"That's it - back to Winnipeg!"

winnipeg by party in the peg August 8, 2009

winnipeg 

damn, one fucked city. you either love it or hate it; we get hella cold winters, hella hot summers, with plenty of carjackings in between, and murders. murder capital of canada, REPRESENT. our south end is probably the chillest part of the city, least killings, least gangstas. west ends got the African mafia mad cowz n some otha crazy shit, north ends got the natives and the indian posse, east ends got some philipino gangs ive heard, who knows, i dont care about that part of the city. our party scenes pretty dope, lots of bars etc, plus we got the college, so some prettttty decent girls round here as well. oh and the junior hockey is sick, and the pro hockey isnt bad either; our pro football team blows, bombers, i dont even wanna talk bbout them. anyways if your drivin thru here, dont go out downtown late at night n make sure yo cars got an immobilizer haha

man, i was cruisin thru the north end of winnipeg and some natives jumped me and took my car!

wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through

winnipeg by southside52 December 12, 2008

Winnipeg 

A pretty good city in Manitoba Canada. NO LONGER THE MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA (that title now goes to Edmonton, Alberta). Winters are getting warmer as each year goes by. Some new develoments in the downtown (although no LRT yet, which sucks). An extremely multicultural city; the Filipino Capital of Canada. Also a very underrated city. Tons of festivals in the summer, and a few in the winter. Close to so many lakes and outdoor recreational activity areas. A good city that will soon be upgraded to a "great" city.

So I got jumped and mugged in Calgary and saw three people carrying guns in downtown Toronto. Guess there is crime all over Canada. Winnipeg ain't looking so bad now.

Winnipeg by Philip Orestes October 13, 2006