Winnipeg. The place with the highest crime rate in Canada. I call it the "New York" of Canada. It has natives that will jack you in a blink. Easy drugs. If you want to live anywhere in Canada, it is Winnipeg.
by Eric... December 28, 2005
Get the Winnipegmug. by UW Admirer September 13, 2003
Get the Winnipegmug. Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.
by Stuck Here January 9, 2008
Get the Winnipegmug. From a purely Darwinian evolutionary perspective, it can be shown that the city of Winnipeg (and for that matter practically all of Manitoba) is full of stupid people; An entire province full of brain-dead idiots and morons, descended from a long line settlers who were obviously too mentally retarded to leave this place after their first winter here.
The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.
The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
The smart people, upon arriving in Manitoba, took a look at the utter desolation of the land, the complete lack of scenery, the summertime bugs, the agonizing miserable Arctic hell-hole winters, shook their heads and said "See ya!" and immediately headed South. The stupid people stayed and started a dirty, crime-ridden, bleak and miserable city that must surely be the most depressing place in Canada to live in.
The fact that there are any people living in this miserable awful place at all, when there are so very very many better places to live on this planet, proves that there must be something very lacking in their intelligence. (Mine too, I guess, though I am trying to leave!)
Smart settler: "Hmm. 6 months of intolerable winter, 3 months of miserable spring/fall weather, 3 months of mosquito infested summer."
Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"
Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
Dumb settler": "Duh... looks good, eh? Look at dat purdy tree! I call it Winnipeg!"
Smart settler: "Yeah, ok. Good luck with that. I'm outa here!"
by Brain-dead Winnipegger January 31, 2008
Get the Winnipegmug. John: How was Winnipeg
Matt: ou fuck bud it’s a shithole but we played some stick and puck at the forks buddy fok
Matt: ou fuck bud it’s a shithole but we played some stick and puck at the forks buddy fok
by WhatAreTheyLike? March 9, 2021
Get the Winnipegmug. place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.
by gnostic3 October 16, 2019
Get the Winnipegmug. 1) A frozen shithole
2) A dogshit dildo
3) Fucking over
4) Steven Stapleton's armpit
5) Mandatory scat feed
6) Dog pooh
7) A boiling pot of cranberries
2) A dogshit dildo
3) Fucking over
4) Steven Stapleton's armpit
5) Mandatory scat feed
6) Dog pooh
7) A boiling pot of cranberries
by TheKeithD March 27, 2009
Get the Winnipegmug.