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Deluxe Wingwoman

A Deluxe Wingwoman is a woman who helps a man navigate how women think to achieve an end.

In order to be considered a Deluxe Wingwoman, the woman must meet these requirements.

1. The Wingman and the Deluxe Wingwoman must have been in a passionate sexual relationship.

2. The Wingman and the Deluxe Wingwoman must remain friends after the relationship ends.

3. The Deluxe Wingwoman must be in a separate committed relationship.

4. The Deluxe Wingwoman must be tech savvy and be able to discern screenshots of text conversation in order to assist the wingman in their mission.

5. The Deluxe Wingwoman must also be savvy in how other women think.

6. (Optional) The Deluxe Wingwoman should have helped the Wingman with a major life accomplishment while they were in a relationship.
Dude, if you want to figure out how women think and get them crazy over you, you need a Deluxe Wingwoman
by Wingman426 February 27, 2020
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Chris Windom

A NASCAR driver that had his first and most likely last start at Bristol motor speedway dirt in 2021. He was hyped up but kinda sucked.
Chris Windom ate 3 blocks of butter and 18 eggs in 3 minutes
by The guy who likes pickles April 10, 2021
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wingdome

When two guys batwing at the same time, usually standing right next to each other and in a locker room or tent setting so as to get another guy to examine their fully stretched scotal sacks.
"Get ready he's coming in he's coming in"
"OHH MAN! You guys got me! Nice wingdome!"
by JEazy October 5, 2009
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wingwom

The currency of The Order of the Wizzard, chiefly those of which reside within The Towah.
wassup wingwom
by muffinhawker October 21, 2020
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wingwoman

The female equivalent of the wingman, and the girls who are the targets of wingmandom. The wingwomen are frequently spotted around the queen bee, the girls that comparatively make the head woman look better than she actually does.
(syn.): see D.U.F.F. No one knows, however, if wingwomen are frequently involved in a female version of "bro rape," which stands hereforth unnamed.
"Dude, the hot one is checking me out. Just go over there and talk to her wingwoman so I can score 15 minutes, and next time, I'll return you the favor, bro."

"Hey Margaret, thanks for DDing to the party tonight. You're a great wingwoman. But I'm not going to come back to the apartment tonight, I'm going home with Zack. See you tomorrow!"
by GRSwind February 13, 2007
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Wingwoman

Substitute for a wingman. In the event that a wingwoman does not find the man a lady for the evening, it is her job to go home with him for that evening.
"Man, my wingwoman fucked up tonight, I'd have to go home with jill or handgela, but she has to do me now since she failed at her job"
by CapnMorganXX February 18, 2008
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Windom Earle

jdubz' sugar daddy,
likes lilboys
windom earle gave jdubz $20 and a package of twizzlers for a peep show
by D3Railur February 10, 2003
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