michigan windpipe

the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games

me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!

by lostubbos July 9, 2025

Virginian Windpipe

It is when a female sucks her boyfriends dick then shoves two cigarettes in both of her nose holes exhaling smoke and semen onto her boyfriend’s cock

Hey Brad did you hear about Kathy? She gave Tom a Virginian Windpipe and she was coughing for days!

by AlphaOmegaChad308 July 24, 2019

Windpiped

When one swallows a liquid and it goes down the windpipe

"Dude you just windpiped that shit!"

by Tacotuesday666 November 2, 2019

Washington Windpipe

A sex act where a male is going down on a female and she queefs in his mouth, which then comes out of the males anus, creating a windpipe sound effect.

Yeah man she totally gave me a Washington windpipe, it was so loud, I haven't felt the same sense

by Tom Munro April 21, 2023

Wisconsin Windpipe

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking

I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.

by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022

mexican windpipe

a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.

Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?

Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.

by eatdetpussy445 June 23, 2019

Steel Windpipe

When someone takes a lot of huge loads, more than 3 and they start choking and make a Whoooof sound; it sounds like your windpipe is made of steel.

Yo German, Marcus, and Tyler want to go steel windpipe Amber?

by DEEPASS April 17, 2011