Windham, CT

The capital of the county

where the kids are stupid

where they eat shit
also there’s hella lot of wanna be gangsters

Are you from Windham, CT ?

by Jadaus-Kayden May 2, 2025

Windham County, CT

Windham County, also referred to as the “quiet corner” of CT is a county where literally nothing happens.

The only times this county even gets brought up is when the occasional serial killer gets found hiding out in either Killingly or Plainfield.

Anything fun requires at least an hour drive in any direction from the county.

Fun Fact: Windham County is only county in New England who voted for Trump in both 2020 and 2024.

News Reporter: BREAKING NEWS: Serial Killer found hiding in plain sight in Windham County, CT?

Resident: That’s like the 5th one this month!

by bigdickdaniel420 October 31, 2025

Travis Matthew Windham

Is a funny hilarious guy and will have even the grmpyest ppl laughing and will make yu not think about or dewl on things tht bring yu down. he will help brighten up ur day, and make ur day when he is around. Travis Matthew Windham will make yu laugh even tho he isn't trying by his witnesses or his even with his commentary out burst about the current situation or subject. He is the most honest and most loyal for a friend or a partner, he is the one Yu want to be on outside, even if yu are in the wrong or right he will stand by ur side, but if ur in the wrong he will tell Yu tht ur wrong but still has ur bk. Don't get on his bad side cuz he is a monster and very accurate and quick at throwing hands, when he sees something tht he feels he needs to. When he does just move round bcuz yea nuff said

Travis Matthew Windham is a BMFKER and will turn it lights out for yu

by TwbRhecAKApullUpKnockin April 18, 2024

Shadow Windhawk

A shadow windhawk is when a girl queefs and you never know which shadowy hole it came from.

Omg I was going down on this girl and she totally killed the mood when I was shadow windhawked by her!

The stench that shadow windhawk made me puke in my mouth a little.

I was in the dorm room and my girl was trying to be quiet but she relaxed and the noisy racket from the shadow windhawk made us laugh and wake up my dorm mate.

by Scaryone August 14, 2019

Windhawk

When you fart and and your friend dont know they caught by the deadly windhawk. Like a hawk catching a rat out of now where.

DUDE WTF that was a foul windhawk that came out your ass. But still smells better then that shitty band from NY.

by Scaryone August 14, 2019

Shadow Windhawk

Another meaning for getting screwed over or used in a relationship by someone you thought loved you.

Kind of like the meaning of a shadow windhawk as a shadowy hole, fart or vart. You never know what hole it came from you were blindsided by it or them.

I cant believe that asshole shadow windhawked me he cheated on me took everything Sara told her BFF.

That dude the has shadow windhawk so many girl they never see it coming till it's to late

I was shadow windhawked by the shadow windhawk, damn bro that shitty but happen to everyone eventually

by Scaryone August 21, 2019

Windhawk

The current lead guitarist for the Salt Lake City based Horror Punk band, DieMonsterDie (formerly Casa Diablo). DMD has been together since '00.

"That dude playing guitar has shit all over him."
"That's monster makeup and fake blood."
"Who the fuck is that guy?"
"That's Windhawk, man."

by graverock138 January 4, 2012