arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

side winder

A woman that is wearing her thong or G string improperly; usually crooked of to the side.

Hey girl, fix your thong, it's a side winder.

by The ConTessa November 26, 2007

Double Winder

A man or Female that is in the CASE of Acting or doing of Cheating in a short term relationship..

JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder.
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me

JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass

by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009

Bobbin Winder

A Bobbin Winder is a kid that is amazing at sewing.

"You're such a Bobbin Winder, Patrick Gibson." Says Aidan.

by StarofDavid69 April 20, 2009

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019