wimbledon girl

An adolescent female living/schooling in the London suburb of Wimbledon. Typical characteristics: dyed hair, starbucks skinny latte in hand, starbucks card in wallet, watches american teen drama, carries mini manicure set around, ultra-glossed lips, only shops in topshop/river island/american apparell/urban outfitters or designer, often a cold-hearted bitch.

Oi look at that bitch pushing past me in the queue. Just cos she's a total Wimbledon girl makes her think she can get away with anything.

by desktopfairy March 6, 2009

A wimbledon

When you go for a piss and accidentally get a splash on your trousers, could be when shaking.

Dude, whats that on your leg. Oh shit, I must have done a Wimbledon.

by Devi4nt May 3, 2022

Wimbledon Wet College

A school full of neeks, get pop in rugby yearly and your teachers have you on ropes you say amdg but still get pressured at coombe Lane.

Who going to play again Wimbledon wet college this morning

by DissOfTheSeason December 1, 2019

wimbledon high girl

Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts

In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.

Oh look at those nuns walking down wimbledon high street. Oh wait no they are wimbledon high girls

by single sex ed kills children May 17, 2019

Wimbledon College

A "religious" school in for those who hate Kings because they can't accept that life is unfair

I couldn't get into a decent school, so I went to Wimbledon College.

by COLLEGE_mums_ARE_whores December 13, 2010

Wimbledon High School girl

A lesbian who isn't smart enough to get in to Kings and juuls in the bathroom at school. Has never met a male in her life. Outcompeted by Kings girls. However don't be fooled Wimbledon has some famous alumni including Lara Croft and one of the posh totties in St Trinians. A btech LEH. Goes looking for a mate in the Wibbas Down Inn only to leave 3 hours later with a pornstar martini spilled down their top.

Is that a nun walking through Wimbledon? Oh no it's a Wimbledon High School Girl.

by Ineedasugardaddy123 May 17, 2019

Wimple

An adjective used for anything that has a damaged joint, causing it to move oddly.

A)A person with a hurt ankle, walking around without crutches, has a wimple-leg.

B)I hurt my wrist, I have a wimple-hand now

by PerLemony January 12, 2009