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wiensicle

"It's so cold out, I'm getting a wiensicle!"
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Womens Sports

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.
Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!
by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011
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wimmens

women (not ladies) of a particular type. That is to say, whores, trollopes, groupies, etc.
I hope to meet some horny wimmens down at the truckstop tonight!
by George W. Bong October 20, 2003
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Womensplaining

When women go on and on about how badly they are oppressed by the alleged patriarchy and how much privilege men, especially white men, allegedly have over women in society.

Often used as a retort by a woman when you try to point out the double standard of how sexism against men in TV shows, commercials and movies is allowed, while the same thing with the genders reversed would never be allowed and result in an outcry and heavy protest by feminist groups.
White Man: I find the way men are portrayed as aggressive and stupid in most commercials and TV shows these days, and how the women constantly put them down highly offensive, it would never be allowed if the genders were reversed, it's a double-standard
Woman: Yeah, well, you're a man and you're also white so you need to check your privilege and shut up. Women have it way worse than man and make less money so you need to just man up and take it!

White Man: God, can I point out the double standard of sexism against men in the media being accepted and sexism against women not be accepted to one women without her womensplaining about how privileged she thinks I am and how much of an oppressed victim of the patriarchy she things she is?
by Sir Sarcasto December 11, 2018
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womens rights

a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.
Mitchell: "hey ben tell a joke!"

Ben: "WOMENS RIGHTS"

**ba-dum-ch!**
by women suck August 25, 2005
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Womensplaining

When a woman talks about how a man lives.
She keeps womensplaining.
by Feminism is an L February 8, 2018
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womenstruate

When a man is acting like a woman on her period. If he is moody and irritable, he is said to be "womenstruating"
"Do you really mean that, or are you just saying it? Can't you be sensitive and sincere for once?"
"Dude, don't womenstruate at me! Jesus!"
by PhyllisDean January 30, 2009
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