willywad

when in an orgy, all the men bring togeather their dicks and jack off into a bucket

oh just go willy wad someone

by Rafter October 8, 2003

willywardy

A man who unfoundedly glorifies himself and mainly his own (usually small or disfunctional) penis and believes himself to be a stud to the point where he thinks all women want his penis and he feels entitled to sexual intercourse. A creep.

Also: willywarder willywarding

"The guy has like nothing going for him and he still wouldn't accept that I didn't want to have sex with him, he's a total willywardy."

"I literally told the guy straight up how bad it was but he was too much of a willywardy to hear it, that creep still thinks he rocked my world!”

by Gilbert Wirrel June 9, 2018

Willsmackalundiphonteskittiwootled

When Will Smith smacks someone so hard that they are reduced to atoms, that then because of the hit, exceed light speed. This creates the big bang in an alternate universe where said person never exists.

Dude, did that guy just get "Willsmackalundiphonteskittiwootled".

by Hahabob May 16, 2022

willywander

To take a random, swerving path that leads to an unknown destination.

"Bro, take control of your life. Don't willywander around."

by abSTRAkt September 25, 2022

WillyMaqqing

When you make lots of excuses for doing bad in a game

Your wifi isn't bad bro stop willymaqqing it

by yennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 20, 2025